Oh, nothing just laundering money in my Super-Pac machine.
(Photo via @tromney)
Mitt washes his clothes in apartment-complex laundry rooms on the campaign trail? He truly is the common man.
Of course, this was just a photo op. Undoubtedly he had the people he pays to wash his clothes standing just outside of frame, waiting to take over once the cameras were put away.
(via brooklynmutt)
GOP presidential nominee Rick Santorum, apparently unaware of ironic acronyms, wants you to participate in the Conservatives Unite Moneybomb, or C.U.M. This is real.
(If you’re having a hard time understanding why this is ironic, Google the word “Santorum”)
A lesser-known ingredient in the frothy mixture that is the Santorum campaign.
Well played, HuffPo. Well played.
A public school teacher teaching Rick Perry a thing or two. As Jon Stewart would say: BOOM!
Roasted.
Rick just got rolled.

…Rick Perry is the 99%?
And you best believe Thomas and Scalia won’t recuse themselves from the case in spite of all the favors getting called into them by the people arguing against the law (or Thomas’ wife’s salary from the Tea Party thing she works for that’s been railing against it for months).
The day the Supreme Court gathered behind closed doors to consider the politically divisive question of whether it would hear a challenge to President Obama’s healthcare law, two of its justices, Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas, were feted at a dinner sponsored by the law firm that will argue the case before the high court.
This seems legit.
It’s over.
Summary:
- Rick Perry had a meltdown. His train of thought derailed multiple times and he was slurring his words slightly.
- Mitt Romney’s hair was jauntily tousled and he probably gets a boost from this.
- Herman Cain proved he’s not a misogynist by referring to Rep. Nancy Pelosi as “Princess Nancy” and gave Jim Cramer a stroke by referencing 9-9-9 when Cramer said specifically not to at all.
- Michele Bachmann insulted poor people by saying they could pay taxes by buying “two less Happy Meals.”
- Ron Paul suggested students pay for college like they pay for cell phones and that getting rid of student loans will make the price go down. He alternated between Grandpa Simpson and soothsayer.
- Rick Santorum was lost because he couldn’t talk about abortions and gay people killing America.
- Newt Gingrich got his ass handed to him by moderators for claiming “media is not reporting accurately how the economy works.” At a CNBC debate.
- Jon Huntsman was the grown-up in the room, reminding everyone Americans watching this debate are hurting. They’re losing their jobs, their houses, and there’s no simple solution. He had ideas versus talking points. So he’s going to sink further than 1% in the polls.

Oh, Conservatives
Why is it easier for you to believe that 150 million people are lazy and stupid than 400 people are greedy and malicious?
Because they all imagine themselves to be temporarily embarrassed millionaires. If only they vote conservative, they too will gain admission to the club…someday…
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