Mitt Romney won the Texas Republican primary last night, crossing the crucial 1,144-delegate threshold! Yes, what a story! He came from never being behind to clinch the Republican nomination! They said it could be done, and against no odds, he achieved the possible! STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
brooklynmutt:

Oh, nothing just laundering money in my Super-Pac machine.
(Photo via @tromney)

Mitt washes his clothes in apartment-complex laundry rooms on the campaign trail? He truly is the common man.
Of course, this was just a photo op. Undoubtedly he had the people he pays to wash his clothes standing just outside of frame, waiting to take over once the cameras were put away.

brooklynmutt:

Oh, nothing just laundering money in my Super-Pac machine.

(Photo via @tromney)

Mitt washes his clothes in apartment-complex laundry rooms on the campaign trail? He truly is the common man.

Of course, this was just a photo op. Undoubtedly he had the people he pays to wash his clothes standing just outside of frame, waiting to take over once the cameras were put away.

(via brooklynmutt)

producermatthew:

GOP presidential nominee Rick Santorum, apparently unaware of ironic acronyms, wants you to participate in the Conservatives Unite Moneybomb, or C.U.M.  This is real.
(If you’re having a hard time understanding why this is ironic, Google the word “Santorum”)

A lesser-known ingredient in the frothy mixture that is the Santorum campaign.

producermatthew:

GOP presidential nominee Rick Santorum, apparently unaware of ironic acronyms, wants you to participate in the Conservatives Unite Moneybomb, or C.U.M.  This is real.

(If you’re having a hard time understanding why this is ironic, Google the word “Santorum”)

A lesser-known ingredient in the frothy mixture that is the Santorum campaign.

soupsoup:

Well played, HuffPo. Well played.

soupsoup:

Well played, HuffPo. Well played.

seriouslyamerica:

A public school teacher teaching Rick Perry a thing or two. As Jon Stewart would say: BOOM!

Roasted.

Rick just got rolled.

…Rick Perry is the 99%?

…Rick Perry is the 99%?

Oh, Conservatives

unknowablewoman:

Why is it easier for you to believe that 150 million people are lazy and stupid than 400 people are greedy and malicious?

Because they all imagine themselves to be temporarily embarrassed millionaires. If only they vote conservative, they too will gain admission to the club…someday…

(via liberalsarecool)